Welcome, prophets, to the most revered and feared guide to etiquette in the land of the gods.
When arriving at a divine gathering, make sure to bring a gift of fine olive oil and a few choice words of wisdom.
Choose a gift that is both fragrant and divine. Aged balsamic vinegar is always a good choice.
Continue to Section 1.2 Back to Chapter 1When offering your words of wisdom, make sure to begin with a clever joke and end with a profound truth.
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